June 12, 2007
jenny craig b*(&^T&s
I’m so angry at the Jenny Craig gals… they take their scrawny little asses to the back of the center each week to get my food… pretty much the only food I can eat beyond vegs and healthy crap… and each freaking week they miss something out. Last week it was the cheese curls – one of my favorite snacks – but they didn’t charge me for them, so no big deal, right? But this week it was the fish and chips… who pays $6 for a toddler’s size portion of fish and chips only to return home from a hard day to realize they weren’t in the bag??? All day long I avoid going out to lunch, eat my food on time and in correct portions thinking mmmm, french fries – albeit 3-4 french fries, but potato nonetheless… now I’m just depressed. I think I need a pint of ice cream to help me get over the loss! (kidding, sort of)
June 10, 2007
Today was good and bad…
The bridal shower wasn’ that bad! The gal went through her presents like a 5 year old on Christmas morning. I was impressed! I thought the plethora of middle aged women wearing too much make-up and drenched in rose perfum could have been missed out of my life and never would I be all that shattered, but Kim and I made it into a game -
Ridiculously awful Rhodie accent – 5 points
White pumps – 10 points
Tattoo – 10 points
Crimped hair – 10 points
Aguanet user – 5 points
Blue eyeshadow – 10 points
and on and on… 5 very watered down mimosas later, I had a fairly good time!
BUT, I ate like a pig and then after returning home and having a nap I went to my friends’ new house and decided it was ok to eat a steak and chicken dinner. There goes the nearly 5 lbs… now I know why I joined Jenny for a year… It’s going to take at least that long…
For now, I will remain yours truly – fatty-boobalatty.
June 7, 2007
3 weeks nearly 4 lbs
So I’m holding strong losing weight even if I am cheating once a week. Apparently, if you monitor your intake of food and only eat what you’re supposed to eat, you can lose 1-2 pounds per week just like they say. Shocking, I know!
At this rate, it should take me into the fall to get to where I should be, but if I do it this way (falling off the wagon once a week) I might just stick with it.
BUT, I had a serious issue at the weigh in tonight… I really had to go to the bathroom. I knew if I went it would be at least a pound or more, but I couldn’t go when I had the chance. So I weighed in, checked out of the center, went home and let it go. SO really, I think I’m more like 5 lbs down – yes, I did weight myself on my scale before and after “evacuating.” And, 1.4 lbs later, I wanted to go back to my weight coach girl and say “see, I lost more than you thought…”
But, I figured that might be too much information for her… so instead, I shared with you. Thanks for letting be get that out (pun?).
May 30, 2007
Working from home
I always think that working from home will be a good idea and that I will have a fun day lounging on the couch and napping between those fake moments where you pretend to work and fake out the people in the office… however, it seems like I accomplish more and work harder at home! I’m not kidding. It’s 7:00 and I’m waiting on 2 docs to send out for review tonight. And I’ll do them. I didn’t even turn the TV on until 6:15.
I also think I’ll eat more but that’s not true either. I’m having a hard time getting up the desire to eat my dinner – partly because it’s meatloaf and it’s way too hot to be eating freaking meatloaf…
But the interesting thing is the reason I stayed home… I had a killer headache and sinus issues. So in my email box comes this newsletter. I never have time to read those when I’m in the office… this story freaked me out a little. It’s all about how people are clearing their sinus issues by snorting water or some liquid out their nose. When I get water up my nose swimming it disturbs me for several minutes and these people are voluntrily snorting large volumes of liquid out their schnozes on a regular basis. People are f-ed up.
